$BTF
BITICIUS farticus
The Majestic King of Methane Sats
(Satoshi-approved)
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We all know Bitcoin is made up of millions of sats! but have you ever wondered where they’re really come from? That’s right!.. from the darkest, deepest depths of biticius
When was the last time you broke the wind ?
No shame, even kings do it!
Turn BTF into Btc
and
Make Farticus great again!
"If you don’t believe me or don’t get it, let it rip 💨 and see the magic. I don’t have time to convince you, sorry."
Biticius Farticus
Turning Farticus Power into magic money
farKENOMICS
TOTAL SUPLY
21.000.000
1 bTf = 10.000.000.000 FARTICUS
divisibility x10
65 % 13.650.000 fAIR MINTS ❤️
20 % 4.200.000 for CEXs launch 🔥
10 % 2.100.000 VIDEO GAMES 🎮 MARKETING & AIRDROPS🚀
5 % 1.050.000 team biticius
How to turn
$BTF into BTC
The Ultimate Guide by Biticius
1- Find your sanctuary: Look for a quiet place, free of judgment (and with good ventilation).
2- Connect with your inner self: Close your eyes and manifest your desire to turn gas into glory.
3- Build the pressure: Literally and figuratively, focus. It’s time to act.
4- Release your ROYAL GAS: Let your majestic contribution escape into the world. Breathe deeply. And remember, this is where sats truly come from.
5- Collect your $BTF: Every noble release deserves a digital reward.
6- HODL like a pro: Hold onto those $BTF like you hold your pants after an all-you-can-eat buffet.
7- Witness the magic: Let the wizard money work its magic. $BTF turns into BTC, like a caterpillar into a butterfly.
8- Enjoy the glory: Swap your $BTF for BTC, smile, and remember:
"Don’t hold in your farts, HODL BTF"
Official Declaration of Biticius Farticus
Before you dive into this magical world of royal farts and flying sats, let’s get one thing straight: Biticius Farticus is not a serious financial project (honestly, nothing here is serious).
Our purpose is simple: to make you laugh, entertain you, and remind you that life’s too short not to have fun. We don’t expect you to get rich with Biticius because this isn’t an investment—it’s a meme with a crown. So if you choose to join this madness, never invest money you’re not willing to lose. Seriously, don’t do it.
We’re a team that never really grew up (and we’re proud of it). We’re just kids trapped in adult bodies, and Biticius Farticus is the perfect expression of our absurd way of looking at the world. At the end of the day, all we want is for you to have as much fun as we do!
So, take a deep breath (well, maybe not too close to Biticius) and get ready for loads of laughs, memes, and a tiny bit of crypto magic.
Have a blast and remember: in this kingdom, we’re all kings… though some of us have more epic farts than others. 💨👑
